Caitríona talks about never having had corned beef until Jimmy sent her some, Jimmy getting her some pastrami this time around, working in a restaurant in France, slipping off a stool while day drinking in front of Prince...Read More

Steve talks about seeing Paul McCartney perform and sitting next to Jimmy, realizing he can’t dance, going on his first date to a Jethro Tull concert, a picture he recently found of him at 13 years old, playing the ...Read More

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.

Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs....Read More

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.

The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little ...Read More

One day our physics professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"

"To save lives." the professor responded quickly and ...Read More

"Oh dear," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"

Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised. You've been giving me a piece of it every day for the ...Read More