Larry Printz: The top 10 test drives of 2025
Published in Business News
For many people, automobiles serve a purely utilitarian purpose. They are a means of transportation, a necessity, and little more than a recurring expense. Yet for most of us, they are far more than that. In their design, one glimpses human aspiration; in their performance, a promise of escape. Behind the wheel, anxieties are momentarily left behind, replaced by the quiet exhilaration of the open road. The test drives that stand out in 2025 are remarkable not merely for their engineering, but for the way they speak to these deeper yearnings. They remind us of what automobiles have always been meant to do: to inspire, to liberate, and to move us forward.
2026 Aston Martin Vanquish Volante: This surreally beautiful, topless grand touring car comes with a ferocious 824 horsepower 5.2‑liter twin‑ turbocharged V-12 engine that sounds so expensive, you’d swear it has a trust fund. Zero to 60 mph requires 3.3 seconds on its way to a 214 mph top speed. Its sensation of speed, the sound of its fast‑spooling turbos and the satisfying surge after downshifting on a highway makes it a machine for experiencing life, a final peacock of the pre-electric era, one last V-12 war cry before a future where cars hum instead of roar.
2025 BMW X6 M Competition: This isn’t an SUV. It’s a mind-ripping, retina-pealing, money-to-burn Bavarian Rottweiler that’s unapologetically loud, brutally fast – and shaped like a sneaker. Nonetheless, it’s not so much driven as unleashed, a joyful act of middle finger defiance to conformity, moderation and utilitarianism. Its 4.4-liter twin-turbocharged V-8 hybrid system generates 617 horsepower and 3.7-second 0-60 mph runs. It’s a moving mass of torque-fueled testosterone, a barbarian draped in Hugo Boss that’s utterly captivating.
2026 Cadillac Vistiq: Cadillac is trying very hard to convince us that luxury is no longer measured in cubic inches or tailfins, but rather in kilowatts and display screen size. Big, bold, excessive, slightly preposterous, and deeply, wonderfully American, acceleration is instant, smooth and serene, taking less than four seconds from zero to 60 mph. It’s like being shoved forward by a butler. Ride quality is similar to floating down a freshly waxed bowling lane in a La-Z-Boy. Cadillac has built a glorious three-row luxury EV that doesn’t just whisper opulence. It shouts it through a loudspeaker.
2025 Ford Maverick Lobo: This pickup reveals how absurd full-size trucks have become. You’ll understand once behind the wheel. You can actually see out of it. You can park it without an aircraft marshaller. You can bob and weave through traffic with the same level of effort it takes to order a burrito. Delivering 250 horsepower to all four wheels, it has the urgency of a coked-up squirrel. Its bed can carry 4×8 plywood on top of the wheel wells, so you can live out your home improvement fantasy. It works in the real world, where most pickup trucks don’t.
2025 Honda Civic Sport Hatchback: Simple, durable, always in style, the Civic lacks V-8 rumble. There’s no lift kit, no neon green paint. It’s quiet rebellion, as Civic owners consider driving as an activity, not a chore. Producing a mere 150 horsepower in a car that weighs less than 3,000 pounds, it’s not fast, but feels quick in the way a terrier feels big. Thanks to precise steering and predictable turn-in, it remains composed in corners. No drama. No body float. Just tidy, accurate, entertaining Honda handling. It’s the Labrador Retriever of automobiles.
2026 Maserati MCPura: For most of the last 50 years, Maserati has been much like Italy itself, an intoxicating mix of brilliance, dysfunction and good tailoring. You don’t buy an MCPura because it makes sense. You buy one because it doesn’t. Under its carbon-fiber skin beats Maserati’s twin-turbocharged 3.0-liter V-6 and an 8-speed dual-clutch transmission delivering 621 horsepower of handcrafted Italian chaos. No hybrid assist, no electric crutches, no all-wheel-drive. Just you, a rear axle, and the understanding that you’ll need new tires by Tuesday.
2025 McLaren Artura Spider: This droptop hybrid is designed not for saving the planet, but for traversing it quickly. It consists of a twin-turbo 3.0-liter V-6 plunked in the middle of the car, aided by an electric motor that produce 690 horsepower. Reaching 60 mph requires three seconds. And it can run at 205 mph. Try that in a Prius. it costs north of a quarter-million dollars and you can’t even put a suitcase in the trunk unless your suitcase is a manila envelope filled with wads of cash. Joy, not practicality, is this car’s calling. And you do hear it calling, don’t you?
2025 Mercedes-AMG G63: This German sledgehammer’s shape hasn’t changed much since Jimmy Carter was in the White House. Underneath that Cold War profile beats a modern heart: a V-8/hybrid powertrain that produces 577 horsepower and flings this three-ton rectangle to 60 in 4.2 seconds. Surprisingly manageable in traffic, handling is far better than it needs to be. Inside, it’s a nightclub with an instrument panel. Still, the G63 looks like nothing else, drives like nothing else, and possesses an unmatched presence. It smells like money well spent.
2025 Rolls-Royce Cullinan Series II: Luxury, real luxury, isn’t about leather seats or a fancy sound system. It’s about being able to drive a 6.7-liter twin-turbo V-12-powered fortress of finely crafted opulence past a traffic jam of plebs without so much as a bead of sweat. Now known as the Series II, most people won’t notice the difference unless they have an advanced degree in obvious wealth. But does it matter? No. You’re not buying a Cullinan for subtlety. You’re buying it to deliver genuine luxury, something most drivers never truly experience.
2025 Toyota 4Runner: It may not be new, but it remains what it’s always been: a steel box on stilts, built to outlast Cher. Under the hood, you get a 278-horsepower turbo four or a 326-horsepower hybrid, wrapped around the underpinnings and cabin of the new Toyota Tacoma pickup. Off-road gear? Check. Towing capacity? Six-thousand pounds, enough to haul your weekend ego. Its absurdly high ride height, indestructible frame, and utilitarian charm guarantee it will survive longer than your career, your 401(k) and possibly even your marriage.
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