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Ethan Hawke on Auditioning for Robert Redford, Shooting The Lowdown & Getting Beaten Up on Camera
Ethan talks about Jimmy returning to the show, the passing of the great Robert Redford, auditioning for him for the movie A River Runs Through It, the last words Redford ever said to him, his new show “The Lowdown” on FX & Hulu, working with creator Sterlin Harjo, his character owning a bookstore, and shooting a lot of fight scenes.
Full Appearance - Paul Williams Arrives Straight From Filming "Battle for the Planet of the Apes"
Paul Williams shows up in his Planet of the Apes costume and performs "Here's That Rainy Day" Original Airdate: February 09, 1973
Oti Mabuse's Unusual Proposal Story | Jonathan Ross Show
Oti Mabuse talks Strictly Come Dancing, being a new mum, and her hilarious Planet of the Apes proposal story.
We Put A Mirror Up To The Absurdity Of Donald Trump - How Gov. Newsom Got Under The President’s Skin
California Governor Gavin Newsom comments on his use of social media to beat the president at his own game, and argues that Democrats as a whole need to go on the offensive now before it’s too late. Stick around for two more segments with Gov. Newsom.
Seth, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang Go Day Drinking
Seth, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang spend a day drinking at Passerine in New York City, where they drink Las Culturistas, Wicked and Christmas inspired-cocktails, play a few drinking games and even influence Seth’s fashion game.
Aubrey Plaza - “Megalopolis” & “My Old Ass” | The Daily Show
Emmy-nominated actor Aubrey Plaza joins Desi Lydic to discuss starring in Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis,” the improvisational nature of the set, and channeling Tucker Carlson to play a corrupt journalist. They talk about her new film “My Old Ass,” wanting to meet her 75-year-old self, wondering if everything happens for a reason,...Read more
Dave Bautista & Mel Giedroyc's Jiu-jitsu Fight | Afterburn Cast | The Jonathan Ross Show
Is Samuel L. Jackson the hardest working man in Hollywood? Get ready for Afterburn with this cast compilation
Charades with Kate McKinnon and ROSÉ | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy and ROSÉ go up against Kate McKinnon and Tariq Trotter in a competitive game of charades.
John Malkovich Can't Cope With Aisling Bea's Malaysian Stand Up Story | The Jonathan Ross Show
John Malkovich just wants to know what happened to the chicken...
Sean Penn Talks About Madonna, Jack Nicholson | David Letterman
All hell breaks loose. (From "Late Show," air date: 11/16/95)
Jon Stewart's Post-Kimmel Primer on Free Speech in the Glorious Trump Era | The Daily Show
A humble, obedient Jon Stewart heaps praise upon America's Glorious Leader, Donald J. Trump, and provides an FCC-approved refresher on the rules of free speech in the wake of Jimmy Kimmel's suspension. Plus, the TDS News Team serenades the world's greatest, large-penised leader.
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
Jimmy Kimmel returns to the air and talks about all of the people who have reached out over the last six days including fellow late night talk show hosts, fans of the show, and those who don’t support what he believes but support his right to share those beliefs anyway, and he expresses that it was never his intention to make light of the ...Read more
Blame it On the Dog pt. 2
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He passes wind, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases some more wind, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on a couple more times. Finally the woman yells, "Darn it Spot, get down before he poops on you."
Signs You Have Had Too Much Of The 90's pt. 1
You try to enter your password on the microwave.
You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in a year.
You have a list of fifteen phone numbers to reach your family of three.
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More New Vocabulary
FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the "illegal ...Read more
Even More Words from Women
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same ...Read more
Swimming Lesson
A member of the Country Club asked the lifeguard how he might go about teaching a young lady to swim.
"It takes considerable time and technique." replied the guard. "First you must take her into the water, then place one arm about her waist, hold her tightly, then take her right arm and raise it very slowly..."
"This is certainly most helpful....Read more
Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out pt. 3
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7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her whoopee.
6) You can barely make out your SO's face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats.
5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company.
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A Golf Club Walks into a Bar
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club.
"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.
Top 10 Old Folks' Party Games
10. Musical Recliners
9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
8. Hide and Go Pee
7. Simon Says Something Incoherent
6. Doc, Doc Goose
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
4. Kick the Bucket
3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear
2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
1. Sag, You're It!
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