Funny Signs

Jokes / April 25, 2025

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."

In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan."

In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 ...Read More

Super Cafe: Batman v Superman - It's On!

Jokes / April 25, 2025

Threatening Letters

Jokes / April 25, 2025

The fellow stormed into the postmaster's office in a fury. "I've been getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped."

"Of course," said the postmaster. "Sending threatening letters through the...Read More

CIA Job

Jokes / April 25, 2025

A college graduate applied for a job at the Central Intelligence Agency. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.

As soon as the young man was alone, ...Read More

Battling Egos

Jokes / April 25, 2025

A bishop, a judge, and a conductor were discussing their careers, and got into an argument about which of them was the greatest.

The judge said, "When I step into the courtroom, everyone stands to pay me respect."

The ...Read More

Harvard Rejects Trump Order, SCOTUS Gets Left on Read & Md. Sen. Takes Rescue Vacay | The Daily Show

Jokes / April 24, 2025

Ronny Chieng tackles the Trump administration shirking responsibility for a Maryland father's mistaken deportation to El Salvador, their aggressive media tirade invoking Osama Bin Laden, and Harvard's defiance of Donald ...Read More