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Quinta Brunson on SNL’s 50th Party, Going to the Eagles Super Bowl & Always Sunny/Abbott Crossover

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Quinta talks about taking some time to relax, hosting SNL for the 2nd time, bringing her friend to their 50th anniversary party, running into Larry David and Tom Hanks, talking football with Peyton Manning, going to the Eagles Super Bowl game and getting seated next to Jill Biden, filming the season finale of “Abbott Elementary” in ...Read more

Parker Posey, Jason Isaacs, Patrick Schwarzenegger and More Talk The White Lotus Season 3

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Carrie Coon, Parker Posey, Leslie Bibb, Sam Nivola, Jason Isaacs and Patrick Schwarzenegger stop by The Tonight Show to talk about Season 3 of the White Lotus, their reactions to fan theories and keeping spoilers from their family and friends.

TDS Celebrates Earth Day by Tackling Climate Change | The Daily Show

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Unlike the Trump administration, The Daily Show acknowledges the existence of climate change. In this collection of segments honoring Earth Day, Ronny Chieng breaks down rising global temperatures, Michael Kosta discovers an environmental safe haven in Duluth, Minnesota, and Troy Iwata investigates solutions to the climate crisis, including a ...Read more

The Ultimate Miriam Margolyes Experience | The Graham Norton Show

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Miriam Margolyes brings her most OUTRAGEOUS stories to the Graham Norton Show! From shocking confessions about Hollywood legends to THAT story about [redacted]!

Playing Chicken With My Dinner

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"What do you want for dinner?" I asked my husband.

"How about fish?" he replied.

I shook my head. "I had fish for lunch. How about steak?"

"I'm sick of steak," he said. "How about chicken?"

I nodded. "Chicken it is."

My husband went outside to light the grill while I jumped in the car to go get the food. I had planned to run into the ...Read more

Cookie Monster Writes Jokes for Jimmy Kimmel

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Cookie Monster showed interest in working on the show so Jimmy hired him.

Lost and Found

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As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag.

When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded me. One man handed me my pocketbook, two typewritten pages and a box containing the contents of my purse.

"We're required to ...Read more

10 Guinness' in 10 Minutes

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An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness's in 10 minutes."

Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations. One guy even leaves the bar.

A little while later that guy comes back and asks the American, "Is that bet still on?"

"Sure," he says.

So the bartender ...Read more

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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- Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just taken my heart away!

- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!!

- If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

- When God made you, he was showing off

- It's not my fault I fell in love. You're the one who tripped me!

Snickerin' at Bumpers

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- Hang up and drive!

- Welcome to America. Now speak English

- Heart Attacks. God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

- Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

- Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people: "Everybody, But Me."

- Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

...Read more

Jerry Zezima/Jerry Zezima/TNS

Jerry Zezima: Stuck on Post-its

Humor / Humor Columns /

When you get to be my age (old enough to know better), it’s hard to remember things. At least I think so. I can’t remember.

So you’d think modern technology would be helpful, but it isn’t.

There’s artificial intelligence. Let me tell you something: I was born with artificial intelligence. It doesn’t work.

Then there’s the ...Read more

Jon Hamm Talks Meryl Streep's First SNL Sketch, His SNL50 Seat Filler and Your Friends and Neighbors

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Jon Hamm talks about being in Meryl Streep's first SNL sketch for SNL50: The Anniversary Special, making 14 cameos on SNL during his 15-year hosting hiatus and starring in the series Your Friends and Neighbors.

Spock's surprise visit to The Carol Burnett Show

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The most absurd we ever saw Spock was in this 1967 cameo on The Carol Burnett Show!

Matt Berry reads a letter from South Park creators to the MPAA

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Prior to the release of South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut in 1999, the movie's creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, were asked repeatedly by the MPAA to alter the film in order for it to gain an R rating rather than an NC-17. Matt Stone responded to this request with this memo.

Meanwhile… Fatty Tuna | Drugs In The Water | Roman Tax Cheats | Lab-Grown Chicken Nuggets

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Meanwhile… A new machine can tell how much fat is in tuna meat, wild salmon exposed to anxiety drugs took more risks, ancient Romans fed tax evaders to leopards, and scientists grew real “chicken” meat in a lab.

Jon Bernthal on Tom Holland's Spider-Man Audition, New Film with Ben Affleck & Waylon Jennings Love

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Jon talks about working on The Odyssey, playing The Punisher, working with Tom Holland while he was auditioning for Spider-Man, The Accountant 2 with Ben Affleck, being a huge Waylon Jennings fan and meeting Willie Nelson.

Patrick Schwarzenegger Refused to Spoil The White Lotus, Shows Jimmy How to Make a Protein Shake

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Patrick Schwarzenegger talks about refusing to tell his fiancée any spoilers from The White Lotus and the different reactions he received from fans throughout the season before teaching Jimmy how to make a Saxon protein shake.

Real Problem

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One afternoon, a man went to his doctor and told him that he hasn't been feeling well lately. The doctor examined the man, left the room, and came back with three different bottles of pills.

The doctor said, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you wake up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Then ...Read more

Humorous Headlines

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Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?

...Read more

Burglar Notes

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The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations:

"Dear Mr. Butcher, starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus. Six pounds only makes him angry and vicious!"

"Dear Mr. Mailman, we found bloodstains all over our mail. They must be yours. The next time you...Read more

 

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